I believe there are many Hall of Fame caliber NHL players who will make next season their last before retiring. It's much more efficient than a half-inch thick digital music player that is lighter than two CDs and holds 7,500 songs.
Smorz where did you go portable#
I prefer using a portable CD player the size of a meat loaf and carry around 23 CDs with me. Who do you think the Bruins' next coach will be? How many iPOD's do you own?Ģ. Like the car he once owned that ONLY WENT BACKWARD.
Smorz where did you go update#
I'm eager to recreate the situation, so what's the chance on getting a weekly update of Podes' latest comic genius? Reading Shjon Podien's voicemail had me rolling on the floor, and my coworkers were getting a little nervous. "Vote for me or I'll get my big mean Uncle Don Meehan after you and the school's lawyers!" Last year, I made it, but I didn't like mine. I am running for student council again this year for ninth grade. "Who's the better Dane? Iorg or Vandenberg?"
I love your columns and think you are a better writer than broadcaster. I just felt the Ducks would beat the Red Wings, the Ducks would beat the Red Wings, the Ducks would beat the Red Wings, and Brent Peterson will be the Pens next coach. I think the next coach of the Pittsburgh Penguins will be Nashville assistant Brent Peterson. Surround yourself with friends of these qualities. A celebration to the best part of this column. So, we decided to do an entire column with your e-mails. I couldn't slice it down to the normal amount. For some reason, this week's batch was exceptional. And that's why I read every one and answer almost every one. Some are nice, some are rude, some are thoughtful, some are funny, but they are all PASSIONATE. nine of them!!!"Īdrenalize is not a word, but it's the title of Def Leppard's last good CD, and the best way to describe what your e-mails do to me every week. The same kind of adrenalin three Chicago Blackhawks get when they realize, "Oh my God, we are not fighting Pizzeria UNO bouncers. We all have one or two people in our lives, that when we see their name in our inbox, a little rush of adrenalin goes through our veins. Basically, they're black and white, revealing and sometimes powerful. They are what they are - your blank canvas. Luckily, e-mails can't be touched by Don Meehan, Ricky Martin or any member of O-Town. And don't forget, if you're leaving a message, leave your phone number BEFORE your message. The next time you leave a voice-mail or check your messages, think about this. How can he make less than Theodore's $5.5 million next season? How can he not make MORE?! Well, based on the fact Turco has a Cam Neely nose and a Gabe Kaplan beard, he'll likely get Sean Burke money. His save percentages the past three seasons have been.
Smorz where did you go free#
Marty Turco, who made $850,000 this season, is set to become a restricted free agent with aribitration rights on July 1. Yet, despite Sean Burke having nary an average season on teams comparable to Theodore's, Burke made $1.75 million less than Theodore, who's Livin La Vida Reed-Low-Ca.
910, America was being systematically attacked by Enrique Iglesias and Ricky Martin. The last time Sean Burke had a save percentage under. The man, like voice mail lady, has had one good year. And it explains why Jose Theodore will get $5.5 million next year and $6 million the year after WITH bonuses.
Good-looking people make more money than butt-ugly people. You don't give people that kind of voice-mail contract after one good year unless they are good looking. Did she hold out after one good year and suddenly become the queen of the cell phone voice mail system? Did Meehan bully and intimidate the cell phone industry until her value was overrated and inflated and he got her the exclusive deal even though she wasn't even an unrestricted voice-mail free agent? Who's her agent, Don Meehan?! After all, her performance is average at best. I mean, SHE IS ON EVERY PHONE!!! She's the Wayne Gretzky of voiceovers. Just think how much money that woman makes having her voice featured on all of our voice-mail systems. Just think how much of your time is occupied with reading or answering e-mail, checking voice mail and conducting cell phone conversations. I am convinced that the two most dominant features of western civilization in the 21st century are e-mail and voice mail.